Below are some pictures and funny captions which I hope you enjoy. However, I think you should be able to participate as well, so just go to the 'participate' page, and fill in the contact form with something you think one person would say to the other. Have a good time! Oh! Don't forget to push the submit button! ;)
Whoa! Look at the little words floating around! Elijah, stop trying to punch them! Billy, they won't hurt you so stop hiding behind me!
Frodo: Don't bother to explain it again. He didn't get it the first 15 times, he won't get it the 16th!
Sam: Huh? Wait! What's wrong with Mr. Frodo?
Sam: Huh? Wait! What's wrong with Mr. Frodo?
Death, huh? Did Gandalf mean death . . . by a giant doughnut?
No! They can't have it! They've already invaded Bag End! I will not tolerate this! They can't have my mushrooms! They're mine! My own! My- never mind.
Designed especially for children who love to play with their food and adore jewelry! It is also is designed for those who have dry skin, and it *supposedly* serves as a miracle cream which delays the process of wrinkled skin as you can see in the *frightening* image above!
Driver: Flying is so fun! Especially when I'm not the one trying to steer it!!! Dom: What's that thing? Sean: Tell me someone's steering this thing!! Billy: CHEESE!!!! I love getting my picture taken!!!
*I think I took a wrong turn.* Hey! You! Can you tell me how to get to Rivendell?
Um, 'scuse me. Do you know what times the buses come? And could you spare dime? I left my wallet at the hotel cuz I was in a rush. I have to phone Peter, and tell him why I'm late
Ten thousand blistering Balrogs!!!!! What's going on?! BIIIILBO!!!!!!!!! Who are these people and why does that kid look like me?!
AH! I knew this glow in the dark outfit would come in handy! I just knew it!!! Ahem! Yes, Aragorn, I'm alright! Let's get going.
Gollum: AAAUUGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sam: Wha- Oh! Gollum! Did you look into the mirror?! You're gonna have nightmares for weeks! Gollum: Mrs. Smeagol didn't leave us because of our good looks! That's for sure!!!
It's the camera man again. Don't smile guys. Cool people don't smile . . . .[later] . . . . Oh yeah! We're rid of the camera guy[or so they thought]!!!!!! We can smile and have fun now!!!!!!!!
The blasted orcs! I can't believe they took our cookies!
We are Wraiths. Fear us.
I didn't do it.
He doesn't know about second breakfast. I have lost all faith in humanity.
What's that? Sorry. These elf ears pick up a lot of things, you know! They being so sensitive and all. That makes it hard to focus on what you're are saying.
Well, sorr-y! I was just-, I mean It wasn't- fine! The dog ate it!
When are they going to invent ELECTRICITY?!?!?!?!
Hey! For the last time: NO. We DON'T want to play Dominoes!!!
Kid: You got the wrong person! I'm NOT a Hobbit!!!!! DAAAADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEELP!!!!!!!!! Uruk-Hai: Hey, kid: I AM your father! Kid: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SAID: I WANT YOU TO CALL A DENTIST . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mouth of Sauron: Oh! This is stupid! Legolas: No, no! Come now, if you want nice shiny straight teeth like mine, you have to show the dentist your teeth! MoS: Do... do I look stupid like you? Legolas: No. You look stupid-er!
WHAT?!?!?! I didn't sign up for this!!!! I'm not gonna fight! I don't wanna die!
That was uncalled for Aragorn. Elves are not obsessive with their looks. Now give my mirror & comb back! I wish to brush my hair.
Gandalf: Frodo, you must throw that Ring into the Fires of Mount Doom. Frodo: What?! But the Ring is pretty! Gandalf: Evil sometimes looks good. Don't be deceived. Frodo: Well, here I go. At least I've still got the mushrooms Farmer Maggot's wife gave me. Hey! Where'd they go? Pippin: I don't know, but they were good!
*sssslllluuurrrrp!*
I warned him to not try to out-do me!
Um, Gimli?
Nobody showed up to Bilbo's eleventy first birthday. 'Twas a sad day.
What did you do?!?!?!?!
Galadriel: I made cookies! Chocolate chip! Your fav! Arwen: Aw! You're so sweet!
Got milk?
Frodo: That's 'fail' spelled G-A-L-A-D-R-I-E-L. Galadriel: What do you mean, Ring-Bearer? Frodo: You were trying to sneak up on me. You failed.
*Puff puff* Aragorn: HEEYY!!!! Smoking causes death! Stop it!!!! Pippin & Merry: GAH!! Gosh! You nearly gave us a heart attack! That kills people too, you know! Merry: I wonder why he's yelling at us, when I've seen him smoking too!
I pledge allegiance to Queen Frag and her united states of Hysteria- Oh for gosh sakes Aragorn! I honestly don't care, and how can you blame us? We're only Hobbits!
Sam: Um, Frodo? Frodo: Don't question me, Sam! I cannot fight on an empty stomach!
Dominic: And I'll never forget the time when- Billy: Get comfortable, everyone! Here he goes again.
Gandalf: I knew we should've gotten here earlier! But you insisted on singing that pretty song for the steward! So, now we've gotten stuck with standing room only. Drat.
*murmuring* Gandalf: Whoopsadaisy! I touched it!
Gimli: What're you staring at?
Gandalf: Pippin, I forgot my contacts, what is that big bird-like thing? And have you gotten taller?
Pippin: *Oh no. He noticed. I'm dead. I took more of the Ent water.* I forgot my contacts too, but I think it's something bad.
Pippin: *Oh no. He noticed. I'm dead. I took more of the Ent water.* I forgot my contacts too, but I think it's something bad.
Aragorn: Made . . . in . . . China?! Elrond: *Wow. I didn't think he was THAT smart!!!* Aragorn: You really hate me. Don't you?
Center Dude: Made... in... Lybia?!?! Alright, Sauron, what are you trying to pull on us?!?!?!
Dude on left of Center Dude: Duuuurg . . . I don't think this says 'Lybia'. I think it says 'If you think it says 'made in Lybia' you need
glasses.
Dude on left of Center Dude: Duuuurg . . . I don't think this says 'Lybia'. I think it says 'If you think it says 'made in Lybia' you need
glasses.
Frodo: What are the Black Riders? Aragorn: They're the Nazgul. Wring Wraiths. They used to be men. Great kings of men. But Sauron the Deceiver came and offered them 9 rings of power. One by one, they fell. Then, they became . . . invisible! They're dangerous. Stay away from them. *Later . . . * Frodo: You remember when you were telling me about the Black Riders. Aragorn: Yes. Frodo: Okay then . . . really. What are they?